Ever heard of the, I’ve-always-wanted-to-see-what-a-driver’s-license-from-(insert state here)-looks-like trick? It’s a nice alternative to spending nights snuggling with Bubba and hugging your knees in the shower. Here’s a new suggestion: try laminating this photo, sticking it in your wallet (not a euphemism), and making her pass the, name-the-gaming-icon test. If she passes, she can assist you in defeating the beast with two backs. If she thinks they are cross-stitch patterns, well that’s weird, and she’s a no go!
Image from GeeksAreSexy.